Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Pics finally!







Here are the pics I promised. I've got new ones that I haven't downloaded yet, but I will soon.
Hopefully this will give some flesh to what we're doing, it's always hard to describe these things accurately. Pictures really are worth at least 1000 words. Well, maybe 860 words, after taxes.

Firewood anyone?

Well, it's been two weeks since my last update, I better keep up, since things are happening at a fantastic rate!
I've made about 5 visits to the land since my last update, maybe even 6. Each time I fill in a little piece of the puzzle, and do a little bit of work.
We bought two large water cisterns, and dropped them onto a spot behind the shed. They hold 1250gal each, and I also bought a pressure tank to go with it, so we'll have running water! I just need to figure out how to get the water from the cistern tanks to the pressure tank, without having the pressure tank outside where it can freeze in the winter. Freeze protection is a concern for everything we do here. I've thought long and hard about it, and I think I have some solutions, but I'm also searching for others who have had the same problem and solved it. No reason to reinvent the wheel if there's a better solution!

We finally got possession of the mobile! The lawyer stuff and all the nonsense with the seller was sorted out, and we got possession yesterday! I need to make a trip out there to start pulling the skirting off, securing the cupboards, and making her ready for the 120km trip. The moving company should be able to get the move done around the 8th, or shortly after. Then I have to get the stairs and the shed there somehow, and we're in business!

We bought the woodstove (on sale too, sweetness!), and got it off the truck with some insane effort. I can't believe how freakin' heavy that thing is!! It's at least 400lbs, and cannot be lifted by the combined effort of me and my wife. I'm going to need four huge goons to get the sucker into the mobile when it comes time! Either that, or a hoist on my truck or something. Getting it off the truck was tricky. We ended up letting it fall a short distance to the thankfully soft ground, where it rolled onto it's top. I had already taken out everything I could grab, like the firebricks, the ashpan, and I pulled the door off too. It still nearly sunk into the ground when we were moving it just a few feet! Holy smoke. For $944, it seems like a pretty solid unit to me! It even has a blower motor on the back to distribute heat.

That brings me to the most recent activity - firewood collection. I cannot believe how expensive firewood is! For a cord of hardwood, the lowest price I saw was $490/cord!!!! Crummy softwood was minimum $220, and that's me picking up unseasoned, unsplit wood and doing most of the work myself. However, leave it to a cheapskate to find a solution...
I put an ad in a free online service saying I was looking for scrap wood, like dimensional lumber and such. I got two hits right away, a couple folks were giving away scraps of wood. I picked up a lot of wood the one day, although much of it has screws and nails in it, it's not a big deal, they'll just end up in the ash, and eventually rust in the compost!
Just as I was driving back today, after dropping it all off, I got a call from "Bob". His company has probably 4-6 cords worth of packing crates behind their loading dock, and he wants me to take everything I can get! I got there, and he wasn't kidding, it's a crapload of wood!!!!
I filled my truck and trailer with everything I could get, mostly the stuff that was broken up already. There are many full crates, but I don't have a crowbar, so pulling them apart would have been next to impossible. There is enough wood behind this loading dock for 2 winters, easily. I think we'll be ok for firewood!

On another note, we discovered just how big the land really is...it's massive! I have some pictures of crazy things I found on our property, which I'm going to post right away. It's almost like an ancient junkyard, with farm equipment from the 20's at least, and an old shed that's almost falling over.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Beware the Bobcat!

So, anyone ever use a Bobcat? Not me, not till today anyway!
I rented one to scrape the ground down where the mobile is going to be. I showed up on the land at 0900 today, and there it was, as promised!
I got in, and started checking it out. There was a set of keys hanging from the roof, so I pulled them down. Only one problem...no place to put the keys! I must have looked for 20 minutes, until I got tired of being stupid and called the owner. Turns out there's a code you punch in to start it...so what's with the keys?
It didn't take me long to scrape down the soil, and it was kind of fun too! I like heavy machines. The Cat is an easy machine to use, but it's not heavy enough to move a lot of dirt. It's better for smaller jobs. I'm going back tommorow to try and start digging a pond, but I don't think I'll get too much done on that. It just doesn't have the capacity to do what I need!
We're 5 days away from possession on the mobile, and everything is moving pretty smoothly, except for the mortgage.
The mortgage company is giving me the runaround about a certain aspect of the title. They insist that there's no problem, but I found out that to do it their way would cost an extra $400-500 and accomplish nothing! I tried to call the specialist, but she never returned my call. Again. I also have to find some time in my schedule to sign the documents, which might be difficult since tommorow we hit the streets for the first time! We graduated on Friday.

Lots of work still to be done. I need cement, gravel, a driveway, and a winch for my truck. I'm going to be burning a lot of gas in the next month!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Regulatory Nightmares!!!!

Ok, I'm irritated with socialism! I just went down to the permit department the other day to pull some of the permits for the mobile. You'd probably think "Hey, what could possibly be so difficult about putting a mobile on your property?" Oh boy, let me tell you!
Woodstove - You can't just put a woodstove in your mobile. It needs a permit. Yay.
Solar panels - You need a permit to collect electricity. Whoopee.
Gas - Propane needs a permit. This might be a good idea, since it can explode.
Private sewer system - This not only needs a permit, it has to be built by a certified contractor! We're not even dumping real sewage, just the shower and sink water! And it costs $10,000!!! Minimum!!!!! Holy Flying Monkey Crap!!!!!!
Then, you need a plumbing permit to (gasp) hook up the septic to the mobile! Just to hook it up!
Ok, enough rage, sorry.
Obviously this project is going to soar over budget by a bunch. We need more money, but we can't qualify for a line of credit, because of the two loans we have already. What I'm trying to do is to increase one of the loans just a bit in order to cover these ridiculous expenses that I can't get around, of which the biggest is the stupid septic system. The loan we're getting only covers the mobile, the cost of moving it, and electricity. We still need another 20k for other stuff, minimum.
I just want to get this over with. I'll feel better once I've secured more financing, and I can start doing stuff.
I will be going to Vulcan to pull more permits on Friday, and maybe I can talk about some alternatives to septic tanks. The system I have in mind would cost a fraction of a septic, but it would have to be approved. Imagine that, getting approved to do something on my own land.

Here's the real kicker...
I was thinking of doing some chickens for cash, just on the side. Haha, no dice dummy, you have to have a LICENSE to produce chicken OR EGGS! WTF???????? Why would I need a license for that? When I read that little gem, I wanted to stab someone in gov't with an ice pick.
You also need a license to produce honey, and there's a yearly inspection involved. Honey is a little bit more complex, because there are some diseases floating about that you can spread to others if you aren't careful.

I think I'll stick with beef. Beef is good. Mmmmm, beef.

I'm hungry.

Monday, September 1, 2008

More progress...

Another trip to Vulcan today, and a little more progress. I built a canvas garage, which turned out perfectly! It's huge inside, I could park my truck in there if I was so inclined!
When we got out there, I found our little shed was blown over, and all our stuff was strewn here and there. I wasn't surprised, since it wasn't staked down. I was glad to see that it wasn't destroyed, however! It took about 20 minutes to fit it back together and put it back in place. Then we took some monster stakes and pounded them into the hard ground. After we attached the poles, we sunk the stakes right into the ground an inch or two. Let's see the wind get those out! Wait, no maybe I don't want to see that.
My good buddy Terry was out there to help me, and the work went fast, and I really enjoyed it! It's a nice drive, and we were chatting all the way about stuff. He and his family are going to move out there with us by next year, hopefully. The whole family is very excited to leave the city, as is ours.

I now have a cruiser motorcycle, which I bought yesterday. My other bike just wouldn't start, no matter what I did! Maybe with some more work I can get it going, but it's just not an appropriate bike for highway commuting. Too light, too tall. My new bike is a 94 Kawasaki Vulcan 750, sits nice and low, and has cruising pegs and can reach highway speed fast. I just need to transfer the registration over, and we'll be all good! I plan on fixing the old bike somehow, and selling it off. It was a nice bike, just not reliable enough for commuting.

I need to go now, and prepare some documents for the permit application, which I need to send TOMMOROW! I've waited too long already.